JAHIDI bleeds garlic sauce from eyes!
Preseason GOD SHAMGOD Updates!
As reported lasy year on wizznutzz.com, "The Shamgod" has become one of street balls most desirous maneuvers!!
Check it out here and here
And read the touching story about the white florida teen who calls himself "PALE RYDA" and uses the Shamgod to elicit comparisons to a young Clint Eastwood!
CHeck out the young musical group that goes by the name Shamgod to spread their "intellipoprock" message of faith and social aimlessness!!!
Read the beautiful poem God/SHamgod!!:
"HE'S AN INFAMOUS MARQUIS REJECT - BABY, BABY - A TYPE OF CUT IN GERM WEIGHT - BABY, BABY - DOROTHY'S DOG CONVERSES SUNDAY - SWEATING OUT PLASM - CUTS, HIS KENNEDY GODDESS OF WISDOM LIFELESS - LIKE A HE-MAN (GIST) "
So true!!!!! Thank the world for poets, and their oral traditions.
Poetry is tranquillity recollected in emotion, but TELL THAT TO THE ITALIAN FUTURISTS!!!!!!!!!
But we saved the best for last.
Last year we introduced you to a lovely creature that was rescued from the Abe Piollin InVitro Farm. You can see how he has flourished now that he can live his normal life, and not as a chromosomal whore for the cruel eugenic ways. See how shiny he is: CALBERT CHEANEY!!!
Well Calbert is about to have a new friend!!!
MEET SHAMGOD!!!!! aka "Black Limousine", long and black and shiny!!!
To call him deep-flanked, thick topped and scrotal maybe true but no words can describe the aroused-for-a-price majesty of this Gods creature!!!
Together these animals will find new fulfilling life on the Jarvis Hayes farm!
Yeah God Shamgod! If you let him, God Shamgod will change your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James - 5:56 PM