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Monday, July 28, 2003

 
The WIZARDS ARE the ROCKETS OF THE EAST!!!!????

Thanks to Gilbert "I Call Him Gilby Franchise" Arenas!!! Only 1 week left until Mr Pollin's adoption papers clear, and unlike the Willis and Arnold thing, where he just took them off a basketball court into his limo and never looked back, this ones all-legal!!!!

Not in this wizznutzz life time have we beat our other teams on free-agency. Sure the other teams were the Nuggets and the Wizards of the West CLippers, but hes all ours!!!!

GOLDEN STATE: LOOOOOSERSS!!!!!

They begged gilbert to stay, they begged here, they begged here, they wrote a begging song here,

But GILBERT GOT GRAPE!!!! Whatever tha6t means!!!!

The winner takes it all!!!!! like ABBA says, Golden State Jestees!!!! We have left you singing like Benny:

The gods may throw a dice
Their minds as cold as ice
And someone way down here
Loses someone dear
The winner takes it all
The loser has to fall
It's simple and it's plain
Why should I complain.


But tell me does she kiss
Like I used to kiss you?
Does it feel the same
When she calls your name?
Somewhere deep inside
You must know I miss you
But what can I say
Rules must be obeyed


That last paragraph i don't really understand, that kissing stuff, no wonder Gilbert left!!!


They say it was the wizards aggressive presentation that convinced Gilbert to choose DC. A Wizznutzz insider who witnessed this presentation told us it was a signature multimeda extravegance from the brilliant minds thjat brought us.....

the Jerry STackhouse Genome camapign!!!!!:

First Gilbert was taken into the MCI media center, where he was shown an unsettling video. The video was shots of Surfers and John denver and then quickly edited with images of lynchings and white police using power hoses on black people. The video went for about 4 hours, just like that, with a fax machine kind of noise going the whole time. They brought Gilbert lots of this drink that looked like cherry coolaid but smelled like moth balls.

Then Susan Omalley took Gilbert into her office, just the two of them for ten minutes. Susan was wearing some aggressive and form fitting QVC fashion pantsuit, I think it was ther "Jessica Holbrook Polished Cotton Floral Print Ankle Pants". Weird part was when she came out, the pattern looked different, like she was wearing the pants backward.

And then they brought out the bobbleheads. Thousands of them.
With the hair magic markered onto them you coukld hardlkey tell they used to be Ike Austin dolls.

Then Abe Pollin showed him sixty four million cans of tuna and said:
"Gilbert: we really want you hear, and if you want to be here, Ive got a Wizard who can turn fish into one dollar bills...."

Everybody clapped!!!!




James - 6:46 PM

 

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