Wow more super prose from espn- Salieri-flock. this time from Chris Palmer.
Itsbthoughtful, and flighty. ANd conatins the follwing magical sentence:
"Inside (the locker room) Juan Dixon, Kwame Brown and Brendan Haywood had to share the same nearly empty bottle of lotion because somebody forgot to pack his."
OH THE HORROR JUAN DIXON THE HORROR!!!!!
I KNOW it was Haywood, cause his stoney hands need moisture, and cause kwame has a chaperone to pack his ointments, and cause JDix would NEVER forget his antibacterial aloe. He needs it all nights, after his special autoclave and exfoliant pumice treatment.
And more espn: Fred Carter offers a no-bones analysis of MJs return to the NBA and the Wizards. Hes right aboiut somehtings, especially when he says
"Things MJ could have done better:.........2. Not be too harsh on the young guys. Mike has done a lot to help the Wizards develop, but he needs to understand that none of the other players on the team see the game the way he does. That is something he cannot teach by sheer force of will, and Michael may have stepped over the line with guys like Kwame Brown.
And finally, on ESPN!!!!! the world wide leader in wrapping michael jordan testicles in colored ribbons, comes this piece that lists both Salieri AND his coache's gay son amongst the 12 ANGRIEST MEN!!! No Sheed? No Gar Heard?
James - 5:29 PM