Breaking NEWSS!!!!!!!

Ex-WIZ George Mccloud couldnt wait for the offseaon!!!
Mccloud, who we got in "The Whitnney Trade" (a great trade, and sometimnes its great to just say "The WHitney Trade" thorugh pursed lips)
ANyway, Mccloud is being invesitgated for involvement in a major DRUG RING!!!!

Man, that sounds serious!! but, Mccloud was probably just going after the bad guys undercover, like that time that the astrologer's wife was kidnapped, apparently by counterculture terrorists, but Mccloud solved it. So well follow this story with great interest1111